Bad Theology

Friday, April 07, 2006

The Power of Prayer

One day, I hired eleven women to pray for my father as he underwent surgery. They prayed for at least an hour each.

I gave them all $100.00.

Just to be safe, I made sure the company included a Jew, a Catholic, a Muslim, and Baptist. The Buddhists declined; I couldn't find a Hindu on such short notice. Also, I got a black and an Asian.

Daddy recovered quickly; he played golf just ten short days after they'd cracked his chest open like a lobster tail.

"Good" I thought. "Prayer really does work."

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